Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Attraction Recognition

You be the judge. Is this list unreasonable? This is my list of attractive males that deserve recognition:

Brad Pitt

This just goes without saying. If Michaelangelo lived today, he would have carved the Brad rather than the David. He's what every man should aspire to. I own 10 of his movies on DVD. If you didn't cry at some point during his performance in Legends of the Fall, then you have no soul. Meet Joe Black? Don't even get me started. He's perfection in all aspects of attainable manliness.



Beyond Brad Pitt, the other men on this list are simply crushes, for lack of a better word.

Robert Redford
Or, as I like to call him, the Brad Pitt of the previous generation.















Daniel Johns
I've worshipped him since the 9th grade. Every Silverchair album is good, beginning to end. The fact that he married (but sadly, divorced...) Natalie Imbruglia (she would be on my list of girls..maybe I'll blog about girls next time..) shows his great taste as well. She's mega-beautiful, and mega-beautiful people attract each other.






Michael Vartan
Also known as Michael Vaughn, from my favorite show of all time, Alias. While my initial main attraction to Alias was, of course, Jennifer Garner (so hot), after a while the show was captivating enough to watch even if she wasn't in it. In the show, as JenGarn's love interest, he had my approval to fictionally date the woman of my dreams.




This is not a comprehensive list, but I'm open to suggestions, and criticism.

No, I'm not gay.